English to German Art/Literary Poetry & Literature Geschichte

Liebe Kollegen,
Kreativität ist mal wieder gefragt....Hier ist der ganze Absatz:

The nail technician arrived at my house. She was attractive in the severe way of olive-skinned women over 35, "harridanus mediterraneus", cheesed off certainly, a state betrayed by the tightness around the mouth. She sat opposite me and took my fingers one by one and pressed and prodded them as though ascertaining if they were oven-ready, then produced a box full of tips and various pots of potions to poison me with.

Die Frau, die das denkt, ist eine Spießerin, die zum ersten Mal eine Maniküre bekommt und hinter einem verheirateten Mann her ist.
Vom Autor kam der Hinweis *M. is being very bitchy. A harridan is a vicious older woman and M. makes it into the name of a species in Latin. She uses "mediterraneus" because the woman is dark.

Im Moment habe ich "furie mediterraneus" im Text, aber vielleicht habt Ihr ja noch eine brilliante Idee?
Vielen Dank!