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Consigli su cosa non regalare a San Valentino. Non sono sicura del senso della frase. Pensavo qualcosa tipo: "Allora tanto vale iniziare a chiamarla "grassona" e vi siete rovinati con le vostre mani". Una cosa di questo genere? Grazie in anticipo per qualsiasi suggerimento

A personal trainer
Even if your beloved has been going on and on about feeling fat, getting fit, or losing weight, do not under any circumstances splash out on gym membership or one-to-one personal training sessions. You may think it’s a helpful, practical and suitably pricey gift, but we guarantee, the recipient will fail to see the useful side and take it as a personal slur. You might as well start calling them ‘Fatty’ and **be done with it**.
Tip: Take them out dancing. It’s a far sexier way to work up a sweat.