Non-PRO Hindi to English Art/Literary Poetry & Literature

as the previous question, it's the same passage...

The owner was on the speakerphone.
“Rajnibhai, Kem chho?”
“What?”
“Rajnibhai?”
“Who aez thees?” Very Indian-trying-to-be-American accent.
“Kem chho? Saaru chho? Teme samjo chho?”
“WHAAT?”
“Don’t speak Gujerati, sir?”
“No.”
“You are Gujerati, no?”
“No.”